WeNuts Newsletter

                                                                                    July 6, 2010
Hi my nutty buddies: 

I know there are a lot of summertime fun things that we all enjoy doing, but WeNuts is a good place for you to come and unwind and relax after a hot day in the sun or before you start your day off. Bring your lemonade or Long Island Tea, and join in the fun!!!!

I need to remind you all of something important. Case powers our league and we must follow their terms of service or they can shut our beloved league down. One of their rules is that there is to be NO sharing of passwords. Simply put, they will stop tours from proceeding if they see that too many players have jumped from the same computer. I have recently learned that there are hateful people who seem to enjoy watching leagues and reported them for violations of the rules. Therefore, if you have a problem jumping into a tour, take the TD into pc to tell them your problem. In the room, he TD will ALWAYS tell you that he or see is unable to jump for you, but they are all willing to help in pc. I hate to be this way about it, but we gotta go by the rules..

Teresa has set our quarterly birthday tour for Friday night at 7 p.m. This tour is for all those who were born in April, May and June. This is a single elimination tour and will go quickly. Be here to celebrate with our birthday honorees for this tour. 500 bux will be given to the winner of the birthday tour.

In the last newsletter, I wrote about how I fell and broke my back. It seems that Juan has a different take on the situation. In fairness (and u all know I am fair (I give enemas to all)), I am printing his side of the story:

FIRST of all...we must realize that jan is still suffering delererium from the nut-bowl. her chronic addiction to hurricanes from nutbowl 09 has surfaced once again...and she was really trashed when she fell. "burger king".is a code word for the bar...and lunch was liquid.  gretta has been targeted by jan because of her refusal to once again send bail and booze money for jan. llg was also approached by jan for support...but chose to remain neutral. the birmingham police car she saw...was actually jans parole officer and a representative from the AA. Mike has been locked in the cellar for months now...unaware of the goings on. after clearing out her shine supply from the cellar to keep mike there. jan contacted her street-bum freiend roger rum-dum(he's the shyster)to hide her stashfrom the birmingham officials. As of the present time. jan has set-up alternate living quarters at rogers house untill she recovers from her surgery.

Me thinks Juan has lost his beer and his mind, but I have done my job in presenting his side of the story.

I hope you all have noticed Gretta’s absence from WeNuts for the past week. I didn’ think I was getting the whole story from her when she said she needed a week off for celebrating her son’s graduation and a friend’s surgery. She’s now asking for a day off to attend a play her daughter is in. Because of my suspicions, I turned to my rusty Google button to research her absence. Those of you who have been members with us for a while will remember our good dear friend steez. Steez was well known for being very very successful in tying me. Steez was loved by all in our league, but has had to drop out of the league for a while.

Not too long ago, Gretta asked me if I had heard from Steez. I wondered why at that time and, with the new suspicions of her needing the time off, I Googled Steez75. OMG!!!! What a shock I found!!!!

Steez may not be with WeNuts at this time, but he has been a busy little beaver. He is now the CEO of Steez’s Sleezy Tiemakers University. Upon checking the rolls of that institution of higher learning, I discovered that Gretta not only lied to me, but she is attending classes with Steez to prepare for her summer war on me. In fact, the website I looked at said that she is probably going to be the Valedictorian of her class.

Now, I realize that she blackmailed ILG and Beast into working her evil deeds and promoting ties. I also was good enough that I didn’t even make a fuss when I discovered that she was behind reporting me to the Birmingham cops causing me to fall and break my back. However, I cannot and will not condone her pursuit of this higher education.

Please join with me in this fight for truth, justice and the American Way. We can be stronger than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings and people who tie in single bounds, and faster than a speeding bullet. Let’s join together to stop this madness and put Gretta in her place!!!!!!

We want to welcome Dawnsybutterfly as a TD with our staff. We look forward to hours of fun with her.

Well, that’s it for another edition of the WeNut News.  See you at the lanes!!!!!!

Jan (mikesdream_)
Head Admin