WeNuts Newsletter
July
6, 2010
Hi my nutty buddies:
I know there are a lot of summertime fun things that we
all enjoy doing, but WeNuts is a good place for you to come and unwind and relax
after a hot day in the sun or before you start your day off. Bring your lemonade
or Long Island Tea, and join in the fun!!!!
I need to remind you all of something important. Case powers our league and we
must follow their terms of service or they can shut our beloved league down. One
of their rules is that there is to be NO sharing of passwords. Simply put, they
will stop tours from proceeding if they see that too many players have jumped
from the same computer. I have recently learned that there are hateful people
who seem to enjoy watching leagues and reported them for violations of the
rules. Therefore, if you have a problem jumping into a tour, take the TD into pc
to tell them your problem. In the room, he TD will ALWAYS tell you that he or
see is unable to jump for you, but they are all willing to help in pc. I hate to
be this way about it, but we gotta go by the rules..
Teresa has set our quarterly birthday tour for Friday night at 7 p.m. This tour
is for all those who were born in April, May and June. This is a single
elimination tour and will go quickly. Be here to celebrate with our birthday
honorees for this tour. 500 bux will be given to the winner of the birthday
tour.
In the last newsletter, I wrote about how I fell and broke my back. It seems
that Juan has a different take on the situation. In fairness (and u all know I
am fair (I give enemas to all)), I am printing his side of the story:
FIRST of all...we must realize that jan is still suffering delererium from the
nut-bowl. her chronic addiction to hurricanes from nutbowl 09 has surfaced once
again...and she was really trashed when she fell. "burger king".is a
code word for the bar...and lunch was liquid. gretta has been targeted by
jan because of her refusal to once again send bail and booze money for jan. llg
was also approached by jan for support...but chose to remain neutral. the
birmingham police car she saw...was actually jans parole officer and a
representative from the AA. Mike has been locked in the cellar for months
now...unaware of the goings on. after clearing out her shine supply from the
cellar to keep mike there. jan contacted her street-bum freiend roger rum-dum(he's
the shyster)to hide her stashfrom the birmingham officials. As of the present
time. jan has set-up alternate living quarters at rogers house untill she
recovers from her surgery.
Me thinks Juan has lost his beer and his mind, but I have done my job in
presenting his side of the story.
I hope you all have noticed Gretta’s absence from WeNuts for the past week. I
didn’ think I was getting the whole story from her when she said she needed a
week off for celebrating her son’s graduation and a friend’s surgery.
She’s now asking for a day off to attend a play her daughter is in. Because of
my suspicions, I turned to my rusty Google button to research her absence. Those
of you who have been members with us for a while will remember our good dear
friend steez. Steez was well known for being very very successful in tying me.
Steez was loved by all in our league, but has had to drop out of the league for
a while.
Not too long ago, Gretta asked me if I had heard from Steez. I wondered why at
that time and, with the new suspicions of her needing the time off, I Googled
Steez75. OMG!!!! What a shock I found!!!!
Steez may not be with WeNuts at this time, but he has been a busy little beaver.
He is now the CEO of Steez’s Sleezy Tiemakers University. Upon checking the
rolls of that institution of higher learning, I discovered that Gretta not only
lied to me, but she is attending classes with Steez to prepare for her summer
war on me. In fact, the website I looked at said that she is probably going to
be the Valedictorian of her class.
Now, I realize that she blackmailed ILG and Beast into working her evil deeds
and promoting ties. I also was good enough that I didn’t even make a fuss when
I discovered that she was behind reporting me to the Birmingham cops causing me
to fall and break my back. However, I cannot and will not condone her pursuit of
this higher education.
Please join with me in this fight for truth, justice and the American Way. We
can be stronger than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings and people who
tie in single bounds, and faster than a speeding bullet. Let’s join together
to stop this madness and put Gretta in her place!!!!!!
We want to welcome Dawnsybutterfly as a TD with our staff. We look forward to
hours of fun with her.
Well, that’s it for another edition of the WeNut News. See you at the lanes!!!!!!
Jan (mikesdream_)
Head Admin