WeNuts Newsletter
March
13, 2010
Hi my nutty buddies:
Spring has sprung, the flowers has rize, we are
wondering where the bowlers is. We love to have tours, but seems that a lot of
you all are enjoying the great outdoors. Please remember we are here waiting for
you!!!
Changes are taking place with WeNuts. We decided that since we hadn’t changed
our entry fee since the league was founded, it would be best to go ahead and
raise the entry fees for regular tours to 40 bux. This will allow a greater
payout from tours to the players. Also, remember that if you are short of bux,
you only need to let the host know and bux will be made available to you.
Our quarter birthday tour is coming up on March 24. All players who have
birthdays in January, February and March will be invited to participate. March
17 will be the last date you can submit your birthday to teresa. Please make
sure that you send her your birthdate so you will be invited to join in the fun.
Email your birthday to teresa at crazytse57@yahoo.com.
Unfortunately, we are still having players leaving tours in the middle of a tour
without explanation. We also have players who will jump into a tour and then not
be in the room at the start of the tour. I have advised the tds that tours need
to start on time to keep to our schedule, and only on rare occasions should a
tour be held up. Please be advised that tours will start on time or as near to
the time as posted. If you are not in the room when the tour starts, you will be
left in. The tds should not have to take roll call to make sure the players are
there.
I want to congratulate prettyboy321 on becoming a head td. He has shown us a
great deal of loyalty and dedication with his hard work for the league. We love
you pb!!!!
Speaking of Pb, he will be hosting his 200th tour on Sunday, March 14 at 8 a.m.
Please join him to tell him how much his work means to you.
At the other end of the stick, Teresa will be celebrating her 3000th tour for
WeNuts on Sunday, March 14 at 8 p.m. Teresa is the first td we’ve had to make
this monumental milestone. WTG teresa!!!!!!
Now for some bad news…. This coming Wednesday will be badge day and one of the
badges for this coming week is bowling. As usual, we can expect the room to be
crowded to overcapacity until people get that badge done. Please try to be early
for tours. Keep trying to get into the room even if the room is full. We can’t
do without our nuts!!!
Our 3rd nutbowl will be taking place April 18-21 in Biloxi, Mississippi. It
allows the wenuts to get a luck at each other in person and we have always had
the most fun anyone can imagine. We have some members who are looking for a
roommate to share the cost of a motel room and we are hoping that as many nuts
as possible are able to join us. There will be more details in the next
newsletter.
I want to thank you all for your prayers and support since Mike had his heart
attack. We were lucky in that he only suffered very minor damage to his heart
and should soon be back to normal, whatever that is. Imagine my surprise when
the doctor did Mike’s heart cath and reported that the blockage was caused by
a popcorn kernel. I promise I never meant to go up that far with my enema
bag!!!!!
Since I am making confessions here, I want to tell you that you can really find
out a lot about a person just by googling their name. Our good friend and
member, Ilg, was missing from the fun for a while while she recovered from
surgery. In an effort to see how she was doing, I did google her name and found
so much out about her. Time and space prevents me from telling everything I
found out about her on the internet, so I’m only going to hit the highlights
of ilg’s life.
Ilg is a 21+ year old member of WeNuts who presently lives in Colorado. I am
suspicious of that since my daughter left yesterday for Denver and is my main
caregiver. No telling what the two of them will come up with if they get
together. Ilg is presently retired from her occupation as a legal consultant.
That is a loose term, but as best I can interpret the information I got on the
information highway, she basically worked as a snitch for law enforcement.
A few years back, Ilg took a well deserved vacation and drove from Colorado to
Florida where she hoped to relax, get drunk and bite a shark. Being the good
hearted person that she is, she found that every time she stopped at a rest area
along the way, there was always someone in need of gas money to get home and to
feed their 23 children, etc. Her money became dangerously low and it appeared
her big time in Florida may not take place.
Not being a person to give up easily, Ilg realized she could pick up a little
work to help replenish her finances. After all, snitches are needed everywhere.
She finally pulled into a police station and asked them if they needed help on
any cases. They were impressed by her sweet smile and gentle personality. They
also had become inundated with cases involving a particularly habitual criminal.
They asked her if she would have time for some special training in the type of
snitch they needed for their work. Ilg eagerly agreed. She wanted that vacation
bad.
She was locked into a jail cell where extensive training started. She was shown
mug shot after mug shot of the criminal and was giving extensive computer
training for the specialized sting operation they were planning. 24 hours a day,
7 days a week, she was blasted with information on this criminal until her
beautiful eyes began to twirl. At this point, the Sheriff, Sheriff John Bubba
Billy Joe, knew he had the perfect snitch.
Ilg had far surpassed their expectations for a snitch. She was absolutely
perfect for their needs. He twitched in great pleasure when Ilg drove away from
Birmingham singing, “I’m gonna take her down to Tie Bowling Road”.
Once she arrived in Florida, Ilg was unable to relax. She just never started a
job without finishing it and finishing it well. She took a part of the millions
of dollars the Birmingham Sheriff gave her to purchase a special computer which
had been recommended by the Birmingham Sheriff. She connected to the internet
and found the WeNuts Bowling League on Pogo in Last Pin Standing. Immediately,
she found the target of all her training.
Have you noticed how when Ilg says hi to another player or wishes a player good
luck that there are a lot of 33333333s??? She says her keyboard sticks, but I
have learned that this is the Birmingham Sheriff’s personal Instant Messenger
code. Whenever she has a “sticky” keyboard, it immediately alerts Sheriff
John Boy Billy Bob that she is online and has something to tell him. He
instantly comes online and gets whatever information she has.
I knew that my enema mixture was no longer getting the respect and results that
I had intended for them, but now I realized that Ilg has been snitching the
recipe to the cops. I have taken steps to ensure that this does not happen
again. Ties are only painful ways of delaying tours and making us run late on
our schedule. I do not negotiate with snitches and will never sell out on my tie
remedy. Therefore, Ilg will never again be allowed to know my secret
ingredients.
Okay gang. That’s about it for this week. See you at the lanes!!!!!!
Jan (mikesdream_)
Head Admin